• My Top 10 Favorite Movie Soundtracks (Compilation Type)

    What I mean by Compilation Type is that the soundtrack does not consist of songs written for the movie but a compilation album from multiple different artists. Otherwise I would have included half of the soundtracks composed by Jon Brion and lots of other movies that have soundtracks by just one artist.
    Maybe I will make lists for those types, too, at some point.
    Most of the soundtracks on this list influenced my taste in music greatly and were my gateway to some of my favorites bands and musicians.
    SPOILER WARNING FOR GARDEN STATE

    1. High Fidelity
    This soundtrack changed my taste in music completely. I was so obsessed with it as a teenager. It introduced me/pushed me towards so many of my all-time-favorite bands and musicians. The Kinks, Love, The Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan. I don’t know where I’d be without it. And the last needle drop of the movie, where he talks about making a mix tape for someone and then it plays I Believe (When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever) by Stevie Wonder is one of my favorite needle drops in movie history.

    2. The Royal Tenenbaums
    It feels a little wrong not putting this on the first place, ngl. This was basically just as important for my development into the person I am today as High Fidelity if not even more so.
    Because this was the movie that introduced me to Elliott Smith. Also it has MULTIPLE of the best needle drops in history in it. These Days and Needle the Hay being the most obvious ones.
    It also has Nick Drake, The Clash, The Ramones, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, The Velvet Underground and great use of the Beatles, too.
    I can’t overstate how good this soundtrack is and how perfect the music is intertwined with the scenes and plot of the movie.

    3. Garden State
    I love this so so so much, as do probably most weird artsy people my age or 5-10 years older. This soundtrack is so fucking good.
    New slang is a top tier needledrop. I will forever be in love with Natalie Portman’s face looking happy and insecure at the same time while Zach Braff is judging her taste in music.
    But it’s not even my favorite needledrop of the movie. My favorite is the last scene where Andrew is trying to leave Sam and “Let go” by Frou Frou plays and he realizes his mistake and runs back, does his little monologue about how fucked up his life is, asks “What do we do?” and then the second he kisses her the break into the chorus happens and Imogen Heap sings the words: “So let go, so let go. Jump in! Oh well, whatcha waiting for? It’s alright. Cause there’s beauty in the breakdown” PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
    Also important on the soundtrack: Nick Drake, Coldplay (only stuff from the one album of them I actually really love), Zero 7 (also a 10/10 needledrop btw), more of the Shins, etc. etc.

    4. Juno
    This is another soundtrack that is kind of a basic choice for people who are around my age or a little older, because seemingly every cool teen back when the movie came out was obsessed with this soundtrack. But with good reason!!! This slaps!
    It introduced me to Kimya Dawson, the Moldy Peaches, Sonic Youth, Belle and Sebastian, Hole, Cat Power, it has GREAT use of the Kinks and The Velvet Underground (which, let’s be honest, should both be on every good soundtrack).
    The use of Anyone Else But You might be my favorite. The song so perfectly captures the cute friendship and love between Juno and Bleeker. It just fits so well.

    5. Rushmore
    Wes Anderson is the king of movie soundtracks. There is no one better than him. Not even close.
    Rushmore was one of my Top 3 favorite movies when I was a teenager and the soundtrack had a lot to do with it.
    The Kinks, Cat Stevens, John Lennon, The Who, all great choices.
    My favorite needledrops in this are the compilation scene of Max doing all of his many weird hobbies (so me!) set to Making Time, the scene where Max swindles himself into Rosemary’s bedroom and brings his own tape with him that has Rue St. Vincent on it and best of all the dance scene at the end where “Ooh la la” by The Faces plays. Epic scene and great song.

    6. Twilight
    This soundtrack was sooo important to me growing up. I was just the right age when the movie came out to be completely obsessed with the movie as well as the soundtrack.
    It introduced me to Paramore and Muse. And made me obsessed with Robert Pattinson’s weird ass mumbly singing. My favorites from the whole soundtrack are the two songs he wrote.
    Eyes on Fire is epic, so is Full Moon and of course Supermassive Black Hole, which will forever be linked to the baseball scene.
    As a tiny baby teen I also listened to Flightless Bird, American Mouth a lot, but in kind of an unhealthy way. (I don’t wanna eloborate. Sorry. Let’s just say it made me really sad.)

    7. Wristcutters: A Love Story
    This is probably the most obscure one by far on this list, which is sad because it’s really great. The movie is okay (I haven’t seen it in a long time so I’m not really sure at this point). I found it as a teen through my morbid obsession back then with all things suicide.
    The soundtrack is by far superior to the movie.
    It introduced me to my favorite Tom Waits record “Real Gone” and to the band Gogol Bordello. Also Screaming Lord Sutch, Joy Division and the Song “Gloomy Sunday” by Artie Shaw, which is sad af and really really great.
    The first scene in the movie (a scene of the protagonist killing himself, Spoiler warning lol) is set to Dead and Lovely by Tom Waits, which goes sooo hard in general but especially as a suicide scene song. I low key could make a banger suicide scene song list, which feels kind of weird (I’m not gonna. Don’t worry!).

    8. (500) Days of Summer
    I think I said it before on here somewhere but I was such a hater of this movie, while also secretly being obsessed with it and owning it on DVD and watching it all the time IN SECRET. I felt like it appropriated my hipsterdom in some way which seems so stupid and pretentious now. I was a fan of the Smiths and the Pixies and Belle and Sebastian and didn’t want to share them with a “normie” audience, because no one would get the Smiths like I got the Smiths and they were all just posers for acting like it. I am so glad I am not like this anymore.
    Also it introduced me to Regina Spektor’s music which I am very glad about! The use of her song Hero is my favorite in the film.

    9. Trainspotting

    Epic soundtrack. This is not a hot take. This was a best selling album. I don’t know if it is a true fun fact or just a meme that someone made up, I honestly don’t care, but I read somewhere that Noel Gallagher chose for Oasis not to be on this soundtrack because he thought the movie was about trains and gonna be really boring. It’s probably not true, but the idea is so funny.
    Anyway…great use of Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Brian Eno, Pulp.
    Just a great album overall!


    10. Almost Famous
    Cameron Crowe knows his music, which makes sense considering what this movie is about. I really love his soundtracks even for his movies I didn’t even like (*cough* Vanilla Sky). The whole film revolves around loving music and it bringing people together. It’s a giant love letter to it, so it’s no wonder that the soundtrack is very solid. I was not as obsessed with it as with some of the others on this list so I don’t have that strong of an opinion on it other than that it’s good. The obvious needledrop in this one is the scene where they all sing Tiny Dancer in the tour bus.


    Honorable Mentions:

    basically all Wes Anderson movies (especially The Darjeeling Limited and Moonrise Kingdom)
    lots of Quentin Tarantino movies (especially Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and Reservoir Dogs)
    10 Things I hate about you
    The Holdovers

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  • Archive of all the numbered Mix CDs/playlists I ever made (Part 9)

    Mix 41:
    (35 min, neutral to optimistic)

    Lots of Favorites on here. Everybody Here Hates You, Samaritan, Everybody’s Something are all top tier songs that resonate a lot with me. Pretty sure I made this while I had a new crush. So that explains the good mood.

    Like an Umlaut in English by Bonaparte
    Time for Yourself by Earlimart
    Leonie by Alicia Edelweiss
    Everybody Here Hates You by Courtney Barnett
    Samaritan by Noname (feat. Mick Jenkins)
    Everybody’s Something by Chance the Rapper (feat. Saba & BJ The Chicago Kid)
    Everybody (Love/Arthur Lee Cover) by Mac Miller
    This Room (BBC Sessions Version) by Fat Freddy’s Drop

    Mix 42:
    (35 min, romantic)

    To this day I don’t know what inspired this lovey dovey mix. I was dating someone at the time I made this but it wasn’t very romantic between us and I had kind of one foot out the door, so I have no idea where this came from. It is very beautiful though.
    The new Fiona Apple record had come out earlier that year which was a big event for a die-hard fan like me especially because she only releases like one record per decade. Also the new Soko record, which is very obvious because there’s one song from that record on basically every mix for the next 5 mixes. ^^

    Close to Me by The Cure
    Rack of His by Fiona Apple
    Being is Bewildering by Moloko
    Being Sad is not a Crime by Soko
    Es geht immer ums Vollenden by Nino aus Wien
    We fall again by Pink Guy
    Dunno by Mac Miller
    Long Time by Chance the Rapper
    Fetch the Boltcutters by Fiona Apple

    Mix 43:
    (30 min, pretty with a pinch of melancholy and edge, rap-heavy)

    I looove this mix. It was inspired by me breaking up with a guy who was kind of a shitty dude so it was really easy and pain-free for me and I was over it immediately and already crushing on someone else. It is probably an acquired taste for people who are not me because there are a few weird song choices on here that I never got anyone else into. “She’s so nice” should be unlistenable to me because of how vile and misogynistic it sounds but I read it as commentary on how fucked up hooking up with guys can feel sometimes. All of the verses are really demeaning towards women, bragging about sex, taunting another man over how much of a slut their girlfriend is and then the song breaks and the singer gets really soft voiced and sweet singing in the chorus about how nice the girl is and how nice it is of her that she lets him use her and treat her badly. I am ashamed to say I can rap along to all of the disgusting lines. Pink Guy in general is a big guilty pleasure of mine. I would never show it to any of my non-edgy humored friends but I unfortunately still love it.

    Expectations by Belle and Sebastian
    This is Home by Cavetown
    Try it Again by Jeffrey Lewis
    Looking for Love by Soko
    Demons by Joji
    The Question by Mac Miller (feat. Lil Wayne)
    She’s so nice by Pink Guy
    My Vag by Awkwafina
    I am free by Princess Nokia

    Mix 44:
    (25 min, lovey dovey, rap-heavy)

    I was crushing so hard on someone when I made this. It sounds so sweet and cute and pretty. It makes me happy even though the crush I (unofficially) made it for ended up really hurting me and went nowhere. But I didn’t know that yet at this point.

    Replaceable Heads by Soko
    Heart by Princess Nokia
    Testify by Awkwafina
    Come Back to Earth by Mac Miller
    Thom by Joji
    Clay Pidgeons by Deca
    Theme from Becky by Kae Tempest
    I wanna know what love is by Kathleen Hanna

    Mix 45:
    (29, subdued, sulking, self indulgent)

    Remember when I just said that that crush ended up really hurting me? We’re already on that mix. But it still didn’t end here even though it should have. I ended up making so many more mixes sulking about this stupid guy not liking me. Aaahh, so infuriating!
    I low key hate this mix because it just reminds me of feeling pathetic and stupid and being stoned and depressed all the time.
    And it’s not even a great heartbreak mix because I had already used all of my good stuff 2 years earlier.
    The song ATTENTION annoys me so much, too. Stop wanting this guy’s attention and feeling sorry for yourself!!

    14.400 Minutes by Chance the Rapper
    Home Base by Deca (feat. Eligh)
    I Can See by Mac Miller
    ATTENTION by Joji
    Beautiful Crazy by Space Raiders
    Daydream in Blue (BBC Radio 2 Version) by I Monster
    It’s not Impossible by Jeffrey Lewis
    Did You See Me (Mollusk Sessions Version) by Ween
    Kria 2 (interlude) by Deca

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  • My Top 10 favorite Manic Pixie Dream Girls

    I object to Manic Pixie Dream Girl hate and am a big fan and defender of them for the most part. I think most of them are just autistic coded and that’s why people find them annoying/irritating. Also people just love hating women.
    I often found them relatable, especially when I was a teen.
    I love a nice quirky girl with unique style and strong opinions about music. Sue me!

    1. Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    2. Sam from Garden State
    3. Susan from Bringing up Baby
    4. Faye from Chungking Express
    5. Tiffany from Silver Linings Playbook
    6. Maude from Harold and Maude
    7. Summer from (500) Days of Summer
    8. Marla Singer from Fight Club
    9. Penny Lane from Almost Famous
    10. Annie from Annie Hall

    Honorable Mentions:

    Fran from The Apartment, Ruby from Ruby Sparks, Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Ana from Stranger than Fiction, Meg Ryan’s characters in Joe vs. the Volcano

    BONUS:
    Manic Panic Dream Girl exceptions that I actually DO find annoying and/or male gaze-y:

    Kirsten Dunst in Elizabethtown
    Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s
    Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky
    Scarlett Johansson in Her
    Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    Natalie Portman in Closer

  • Archive of all the numbered Mix CDs/playlists I ever made (Part 8)

    Mix 36:
    (26 min, melancholic)

    Very good mix. I am pretty sure I made it around 2019.
    Drivin’ on 9 is one of the most perfect songs to ever exist.
    It’s one of the songs that make me really annoyed with myself and my stupid need to not repeat any songs on my mixes (for the most part). Because every mix would be better if Drivin’ on 9 were on it.

    The Loneliness of a Middle Distance Runner by Belle and Sebastian
    In the Waiting Line by Zero 7
    The Way Through by Deca
    Dieses Jahr by Tocotronic
    There’s Something Wrong by Brad Sucks
    Drivin’ on 9 by The Breeders
    Walkin’ on Eggshells by Courtney Barnett

    Mix 37:
    (34 min, mostly upbeat and optimistic)

    The first positive mix I made after a stretch of feeling dejected and hopeless and making only very depressing mixes full of songs about heartbreak. I remember feeling really good about finally getting out of that rut. I also felt quite proud because it’s full of bangers. Not a single mid song (imo)! Kim Smoltz is so perfect. Sadly it’s not available on streaming sites but you can still find it on YouTube.

    Just My Kind by Julie Ruin
    Honey by Moby
    The Story of Sampling by Pablo
    Frank Sinatra by CAKE
    Kim Smoltz by Ween
    In My Dreams by Eels
    Married With Children by Oasis
    Knock Yourself Out by Jon Brion
    Off You by The Breeders

    Mix 38:
    (35 min, starting off sad+dreamy but it’s less sad towards the end)

    Wow, amazing mix. I hadn’t listened to some of the songs in years and am really glad I rediscovered them now while writing this post.
    I stopped actively listening to Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls because of her involvement with Neil Gaiman and the abuse allegations, which is really sad because many of her songs meant so much to me for such a long time. Drowning in the Sound is one of my favorites. It resonates deep inside of me and hits really hard.

    3 Minutes in the Brain of Bonaparte by Bonaparte
    Good News by Mac Miller
    Oh to be in Love by Kate Bush
    Drowning in the Sound by Amanda Palmer
    Breaking Down by The Only Ones
    The Long Grift from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
    I Fought in a War by Belle and Sebastian
    Hannah & Gabi by The Lemonheads
    Baby, let me follow you down (Eric Von Schmidt Cover) by Bob Dylan

    Mix 39:
    (36 min, starting off melancholic but getting happier at some point)

    Very good mix. Made in 2020 I think.

    You don’t have to be a Scientist to do Experiments on your own Heart by Jeffrey Lewis
    Happy Alone by Earlimart
    Out of it by Brad Sucks
    Wicked Little Town (Hedwig’s Version) covered by The Breeders (originally from Hedwig and the Angry Inch)
    Good Friend by Violent Femmes
    No Peace for the Wicked by The Only Ones
    Jackanory Stories by Television Personalities
    Reena by Sonic Youth
    Autumn Sweater by Yo La Tengo
    I Could Spend the Day by The Zombies

    Mix 40:
    (34 min, upbeat)

    Be Thankful For What You’ve Got (William DeVaughn Cover) by Yo La Tengo
    She’s Not There by The Zombies
    No Aloha by The Breeders
    Say Anything by Aimee Mann
    I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish by The Smiths
    Turn it on by Sleater-Kinney
    Happy House by Siouxsie and the Banshees
    Life on the Line by The Raincoats
    Sea Shanty by Quasi

  • Topics to ask me about if you never want me to shut up again

    • Elliott Smith
    • Jon Brion and how he is connected to everything I love
    • Saturday Night Live history
    • The OJ Simpson case
    • Ted Bundy
    • Binding of Isaac
    • listing my favorite Simpsons episodes
    • Pop culture references and musical guest stars in Gilmore Girls
    • Nathan Fielder
    • The H3 podcast (& scandal)
    • 2010s edgelord youtubers
    • 2010s/early 2020s Breadtube (I dislike half of them now)
    • listing my favorite Vines
    • how my DVD collection is sorted and why
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  • Archive of all the numbered Mix CDs/playlists I ever made (Part 7)


    Mix 31:
    (28 min, a bit depressing)

    Made this one in 2018. I think I was still pretty heartbroken but I’m not even sure it really was because of a specific person but maybe just a general feeling of feeling rejected by the whole world. There are some of my all time favorite songs on this mix. Especially the Ween song has big importance to me. Pretty good mix!

    Mrs. O by The Dresden Dolls
    Outta me by Bikini Kill
    What Deaner was talkin’ about by Ween
    Had It All by Jeffrey Lewis
    You’re so great by Blur
    Stone On the Water by Badly Drawn Boy
    Valentine by Fiona Apple
    Good Day by The Dresden Dolls

    Mix 32:
    (32 min, hopeful mixed with some melancholy)

    I loooove this mix. It’s so good! I think it was at the beginning phase of a new crush. That always inspires the best mixes. You can almost hear all the lovely tender feelings seeping trough the music even though it’s also quite sad during some parts.

    Therapy by Loudon Wainwright III
    Weakest Shade of Blue by The Pernice Brothers
    My Descent into Madness by Eels
    Son of Sam by Elliott Smith
    The Way Things Are by Fiona Apple
    So Long by Rilo Kiley
    No Name No. 5 by Elliott Smith
    I Keep a Close Watch (John Cale Cover) by Courtney Barnett

    Mix 33:

    (47 min, deeply sad and heartbroken)

    Ok, I was kind of dreading listening to this one again. I made it for someone I broke up with, to explain all the feelings I had at that moment. Which is admittedly kind of an insane move especially considering I put basically ALL of my favorite heartbreak songs on it and also a lot of my favorite songs in general (like The Poisoned Well and Happiness) and some ended up being tainted with the association of being on this mix for some years after. Why would one do that?? Especially for someone who didn’t treat me well and who I wanted to break up with anyway? My only excuse is that I was a fragile little 20 year old baby, which didn’t seem that young at the time but seems insanely young now.

    The Poisoned Well by Quasi
    Paper Bag by Fiona Apple
    Anemone by The Brian Jonestown Massacre
    Outta Me by Bikini Kill
    In Love by The Raincoats
    Good Things by Sleater-Kinney
    Girl Anachronism by The Dresden Dolls
    Fast As You Can by Fiona Apple
    Tief Unten Nicht Ich by Fiva MC
    Sweet Sound of Ignorance by Soko
    Don’t Think Twice It’s Alright by Bob Dylan
    Happiness by Elliott Smith
    Goodbye Song by The Moldy Peaches

    Mix 34:
    (26 min, sad and heartbroken)

    The unofficial sequel to the last one. Not nearly as good though.
    Also sooo dramatic omg.
    Save it for later and Get me Away…are very solid heartbreak songs though. Would recommend!

    One by Aimee Mann
    Love is a Losing Game by Amy Winehouse
    Clouds (Quasi Cover) by Elliott Smith
    Feels Blind by Bikini Kill
    Miss World by Hole
    Save it for Later by Pete Townsend
    Hanging on a Star by Nick Drake
    Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying by Belle and Sebastian

    Mix 35:
    (32 min, sad and heartbroken – but less than before)

    What can I say? It takes a while for me to move on.
    Really good mix though. Very beautiful music.

    Here We Go by Jon Brion
    Don’t Leave the Light On, Baby by Belle and Sebastian
    Fear is Like A Forrest by Courtney Barnett and Kurt Vile
    Rein Gar Nichts by Element of Crime
    Always See Your Face by Love
    Fixing My Brain by Brad Sucks
    Birthday Boy by Ween
    Electro-Shock Blues by Eels

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  • My current ranking of all the Elliott Smith albums

    1. Either/Or (1997)
    2. XO (1998)
    3. Elliott Smith (1995)
    4. New Moon (2007)
    5. Roman Candle (1994)
    6. Figure 8 (2000)
    7. From a Basement on the Hill (2004)
    8. Live at Largo (2004)
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  • My ratings of all the Treehouse of Horror episodes

    I rewatched/watched (I hadn’t seen a lot of the new ones) all of the Treehouse of Horror episodes from the Simpsons this month.
    It was very fun at first but I was over it fast because almost all of the newer ones are really terrible.
    My way of rating is quite generous.
    So 8 and above was good and enjoyable for me. Everything 7,5 and under was pretty bad.
    I would recommend Seasons 2 to 12 and surprisingly Season 21, which was a musical episode that I quite liked.

    Season 2 – 8/10

    Season 3 – 9/10
    Season 4 – 9,5

    Season 5 – 9,5

    Season 6 – 10
    Season 7 – 8,5
    
Season 8 – 10
    Season 9 – 9,5
    Season 10 – 8,5
    Season 11 – 9
    Season 12 – 9

    Season 13 – 6,5
    Season 14 – 7,5
    Season 15 – 7
    Season 16 – 7
    Season 17 – 6,5
    Season 18 – 7
    Season 19 – 6
    Season 20 – 7
    Season 21 – 8
    Season 22 – 7
    Season 23 – 6,5
    Season 24 – 6
    Season 25 – 6
    Season 26 – 6
    Season 27 – 5
    Season 28 – 5
    Season 29 – 6
    Season 30 – 6
    Season 31 – 6,5
    Season 32 – 5,5
    Season 33 – 6
    Season 34 – 6,5
    Season 35 – 7
    Season 36 – 7
    Season 37 – 6,5
    Season 38 – tbd (it’s gonna air this weekend)

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  • Top 10 of my favorite Letterboxd lists (the ones I made)

    1. Autistic characters I find relatable
      – When I first got my diagnosis one of the first things I was researching was autistic movie lists on Letterboxd. A couple of the ones on my own list are from back then (May and Little Voice i.e.) but most are actually from movies I’ve known for a long time and only realized how autistic coded they are while rewatching. I think my list is a really good resource for trying to understand how it can feel to be autistic. At least for me.
    2. Ranking of the Vampire Movies I’ve Watched
      – This list took years and if you are into the vampire movie genre I can highly recommend it. So much of the genre is pure trash and I needed to watch a lot of obscure movies to get to a few gems. So if you wanna take a shortcut, go with the list.
    3. Movies to get to know me
      – I’ve always had a fantasy of how when I would meet someone new I would just give them a big list of movies, TV shows, books and music that I strongly identify with and they would work through it and then just get me as person without me having to explain a lot. This is the mini version of that list.
    4. Movies where I’m Team Edward
      – Just silly and funny. I love stupid pointless lists that just point out small things random movies have in common.
    5. Movies about mattresses and/or mattress salesmen
      – see above
    6. Movies where the guy is a douchebag and the girl is a weirdo who still likes him
      – A very infuriating bunch of movies if you had to deal with dating a lot of shitty men. Watchers beware!
    7. Movies that feel like an anxiety attack
      – If you feel really anxious and want to lean into it and feel worse – there you go!
    8. Good Movies having prominent Cat characters
      – You’re welcome.
    9. Best directorial debuts
      – Already on the blog, so probably not that interesting.
    10. Cinemas greatest Romances (according to me)
      – very subjective and I didn’t put that much effort into the list tbh. But still a good bunch of movies…


      Honorable Mentions:

      My Favorite Movies
      Nagetierfilme (rodent movies)
      Movies related to ants
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  • Celebrity couples I am obsessed with for various reasons

    1. Reason: Because of the drama surrounding the relationship and because it bothers me how much I don’t know about it

      Examples:

      * Fiona Apple + Paul Thomas Anderson
      * Sofia Coppola + Spike Jonze
      * Lena Dunham + Jack Antonoff (+ Margaret Qualley)
      * Miranda July + Mike Mills
      * Anna Marie Tendler + John Mulaney (+ Olivia Munn)
      * Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber (+ Hailey Bieber)
      * 
Elliot Page + Celebrity Mystery Woman from his memoir
      * Jason Segel + Linda Cardellini
      * Fred Armisen + Elisabeth Moss
      * Phoebe Bridgers + Paul Mescal (+ Gracie Abrams)
      * Robert Pattinson + Kristen Stewart
      * Elon Musk + Grimes
      * Vanessa Hudgens + Austin Butler (+ Kaia Gerber)
      * Ben Affleck + Both Jennifers (separately)
      * Lily Allen + David Harbour
      * Ariana Grande + Ethan Slater

    2. Reason: Because I love/like both of them and think they’re very wholesome and perfect for each other

    Examples:

    * Kirsten Dunst + Jesse Plemons
    * Melanie Lynskey + Jason Ritter
    * Robbie Hoffman + Gabby Windey
    * Rachel Bloom + Dan Gregor
    * Phoebe Waller-Bridge + Martin McDonagh
    * Sarah Michelle Gellar + Freddie Prinze Jr.
    * Andy Samberg + Joanna Newsom
    * Kathleen Hanna + Ad-Rock
    * Tom Holland + Zendaya
    * Brenda Song + Macauley Culkin
    * Dan Howell + Phil Lester
    * Nick Offerman + Megan Mulally
    * Melissa McCarthy + Ben Falcone


    3. Reason: Because I love/like both of them and am just obsessed with the fact that they were once together (but didn’t work out)

    Examples:

    * Michael Cera + Aubrey Plaza
    * Zooey Deschanel + Jason Schwartzman
    * Alexis Bledel + Milo Ventimiglia
    * Bill Hader + Ali Wong
    * Kristen Stewart + Soko
    * Fiona Apple + Jonathan Ames
    * Emma Stone + Kieran Culkin
    * Peter Krause + Lauren Graham
    * Carrie Brownstein + Corin Tucker