I would’ve ranked old jolly Ethan way higher back in the day. But being hated by a majority of the internet, betrayed by his former friends and feeling threatened basically all of the time has turned him into kind of a douche tbh. But I guess it’s kind of understandable. It’s still really disappointing and sad though.
Hila is ranked so low because of how she seems to blindly enable Ethan in his douchebagery these days, which infuriates me a lot.
AB because of how much of a simp he used to be for Ethan and idubbbz (of all people) and because of how insincere he seems now.
Morgan because I don’t feel like I know her yet at all.
Zach because he’s so macho and comes across as misogynistic sometimes.
Sam because I believe (very parasocially and without a lot of evidence, I know) that she broke Ian’s heart and because she moved on reeeaally quickly after the break-up and Ian seems like such a sweet guy.
Also Dan is on top because a) the podcast could not exist without him and b) he’s one of the most level headed and likeable people I “know” on the internet. Dan’s the best. His wife also seems so cool and likeable. They seem like such a sweet and cool couple. <3

1. Dan
2. Cam
3. Ian
4. Nate
5. Olivia
6. Tamara
7. Lena
8. Ethan
9. Hila
10. Sam
11. Zach
12. AB
13. Morgan