The Joy of Listing

I just love making lists and ranking stuff.

  • List of cute names for cats

    • “Elwood” and “Harvey” – characters from the movie Harvey (1950)
    • “Noodle” – fictional member of the virtual band Gorillaz
    • “Mochi” – dessert
    • “Twinkie” – dessert
    • “Corky St. Claire” – the protagonist in Waiting for Guffman (1996)
    • “Cat-Kirk” – Kirk’s cat in Gilmore Girls
    • “Flunky” – like the game Flunkyball, which I don’t know anything about except that the name sounds cute.
    • “Luffy” – protagonist in One Piece
    • “Tony Pizza” – like the girl from that one reddit post

  • Shows that were cancelled* too soon (ranked)

    *I know there is a chance some of these shows will get picked up again, but I would still count them as cancelled at the moment.

    • 1. Mindhunter
    • 2. High Fidelity
    • 3. Freaks and Geeks
    • 4. The OA
    • 5. Lady Dynamite
    • 6. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
    • 7. My so called life
    • 8. Girls 5eva

  • My favorite insults from the Real Housewives franchise

    • “Prostitution whore” – Teresa Guidice, RHONJ
    • “Slut pig” – Kim Richards, RHOBH
    • “Beast” – Kim Richards, RHOBH
    • “Sloppy Chihuahua” – Gina Kirschenheiter, RHOC
    • “Jesus juggs” – Tamra Judge, RHOC
    • “Garbage” (said in a thick New Jersey accent) – Caroline Manzo, RHONJ